Profound my arse

I have just had a deep and meaningful conversation with one of my dearest male friends.

I shared my revelations.

His summary was as follows:

• You are lovely the way you are

• When men flirt with you they are only ever interested in one thing. 

• On the whole, most men are tossers

• You should remain cynical of any man that comes anywhere near you

It would appear that any threat profound thought placed on the shoe collection has been dealt with. 

Being superficial and cynical is apparently a much safer haven.

I give up