Drawing the Line

I wonder if it is scientifically provable that bikini lines grow quicker when you are dating. There must be a hormone thing going on. Hormones go crazy and follicles that have lain dormant suddenly over react. Perhaps it is natures way of ensuring that you maintain everything to perfection to ensure furthercreation of the human race. Lets hope that bit doesn't work.

I once noted that transatlantic travel makes your eyebrows grow quicker.

I am never having sex on an aeroplane. I get off in New York looking like prehistoric man