And 20 mins trying to edit the word fall to fool so that I don't look one. Since I an unable, then I accept that part of being grown up is to admit your mistakes. I admit my mistake although for the large part - that is what most of this blog is about.

Another part of accepting myself is to be honest about faults and bad habits: So here is my dark secret, my bad habit.

When I take a glass from the drainer and the rim is still wet, I use my left breast to dry it. It fits perfectly, one twist and the entire rim is dry. It is also a good way of charting pertness. The day I mistake my breast for my stomach - it will be time for surgery.

Savour that thought should you ever ask for a drink in my house