Another part of accepting myself is to be honest about faults and bad habits: So here is my dark secret, my bad habit.
When I take a glass from the drainer and the rim is still wet, I use my left breast to dry it. It fits perfectly, one twist and the entire rim is dry. It is also a good way of charting pertness. The day I mistake my breast for my stomach - it will be time for surgery.
Savour that thought should you ever ask for a drink in my house